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March 28th, 2007 · 6 Comments

You can’t even parody this stuff anymore… Michelle Malkin has written a cute little pledge for people committed to wetting themselves whenever they come within 10 meters of an Arab, which (contrary to what you might have thought) is incredibly bold, manly behavior. Lock the door to mom’s basement, firmly grasp your testicles, and feel them grow as you recite it out loud in stentorian tones.


Tags: Stupid Shit



6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Jim Henley // Mar 28, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    i’m in ur country
    fvcking up ur life!

  • 2 steveintheknow // Mar 28, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    Dear Aqua Teen Hunger Force:

    I am johndoeintheknow

    I am your bitch. I am your lover. I am your child. I am your mother.

    I am not afraid of you.

  • 3 Reality Man // Mar 28, 2007 at 10:36 pm

    Why is Michelle Malking writing for NRO now? She’s just going to make them have to go through having another Coulter episode.

  • 4 Jamie // Mar 29, 2007 at 9:28 am

    so you think people should submit to sharia? or not be alert like woods was to potential acts of terrorism? what about tackling richard reid and his shoe bomb? other than making snide comments, what exactly do you disagree with malkin about?

  • 5 Wild Pegasus // Mar 29, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Only terrorists use words like “stentorian”.

    – Josh

  • 6 Jon // Mar 29, 2007 at 7:34 pm

    Well, if that doesn’t turn things around in Iraq, I don’t know what will.