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Deterrence Illustrated
January 30th, 2003 · Comments Off on Deterrence Illustrated
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I Knew She Looked Familiar
January 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on I Knew She Looked Familiar
So about two weeks back, I saw my first and last episode of “Joe Millionaire” at Gene Healy’s – if you watched the show, you may have seen us with a bunch of young D.C. right-wingers sitting in his living room behind an overhyped correspondent during little promo clips Fox ran during commercials. Anyway, The […]
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Pro-Choice… on exactly one issue
January 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on Pro-Choice… on exactly one issue
The boss man delivers an old fashioned rhetorical whuppin’ to Democrats who make noises about individual choice when it comes to abortion, but don’t seem to think it’s all that important when it comes to, well… everything else.
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Hi, I don’t believe we’ve met.
January 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on Hi, I don’t believe we’ve met.
Well, this should be interesting.
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Must… Refrain… From… Punching… Monitor
January 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on Must… Refrain… From… Punching… Monitor
If, somehow, you still retain some glimmer of doubt that John Derbyshire is a complete and irredeemable piece of shit, don’t worry. Derb is working hard to remove all uncertainty. Update: But Agenda Bender notes that Derb doesn’t mind the neologism as long as “gay” is used as a term of abuse — as in […]
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Now That’s Multilateralism
January 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on Now That’s Multilateralism
Guess who’s chairing the next big U.N. conference on disarmament? I almost bust a gut laughing at this one; it’s up there with Libya on the human rights commission.
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Double Take!
January 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on Double Take!
Ok, I wasn’t sure precisely what Bush meant when he said: Seniors happy with the current Medicare system should be able to keep their coverage just the way it is. And just like you, the members of Congress, members of your staffs, and other federal employees, all seniors should have the choice of a health […]
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Not bad…
January 28th, 2003 · Comments Off on Not bad…
So does anyone else notice a lot of “sh” sounds creeping into Bush’s speech in odd places, like “Korean Peninshula?” I keep expecting him to to bust into a full-blown Sean Connery-as-Bond imitation and holler “Sho, Shaddam, I she you’ve been shtockpiling sharin gas! It won’t shtand!” Anyway, if you’re tuning in around 9:40, you’ve […]
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My Fellow Americans, the Bombing Begins in Five Minutes
January 28th, 2003 · Comments Off on My Fellow Americans, the Bombing Begins in Five Minutes
So I’ll be staying late at work this evening in order to provide our webfolk with an instantaneous count of proposals Manchild makes in his speech. For those of you too lazy to click, allow me to give you the Reader’s Digest version. Hi, the economy sucks. Since you saps have all been so infantilized […]
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Soldier Soma
January 28th, 2003 · Comments Off on Soldier Soma
“There comes the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There comes the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you the last man.” – Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra Nota bene, those who ridicule the use of strange sci-fi hypotheticals in […]
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