Recently, some gang of semiliterates styling themselves the Republican Liberty Caucus of Illinois apparently decided it was necessary to wage a little vendetta against pernicious “liberals” like Radley Balko who oppose censorship, which (in whatever bizzaro universe these folks inhabit) all true champions of freedom favor. What ensues is a series of own-goals so spectacular that they finally answer the question: “What would slapstick look like in prose form?” Go check it out; it really needs to be read to be believed.