Seriously, now, whose godawful idea was this ridiculous fad? I’m told it has frat origins, but seems to have crossed all boundaries of gender and age. I’ve even seen a few mannequins in the windows of chi-chi designer label shops sporting popped collars.
Normally I’m all about de gustibus non disputandum est, but if there are any objective aesthetic truths in this world, one of them is: Unless you are Ming the Merciless or a vampire, you look like a fucking idiot with your collar turned up. Please, for the love of all that’s good and decent, stop.