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Bizzaro Personals

August 2nd, 2004 · No Comments

I can only assume that this ad (super babe seeks geeky libertarian; passable looks optional) is a goof, because I haven’t noticed that the streets are suddenly full of blocky-skinned, chalk-white people who introduce themselves with: “Goodbye, how am me?” As Brooke recently observed, lib women typically have their pick of more pale, socially awkward guys than you can shake a copy of Atlas Shrugged at. In fact, I half suspect that is Brooke just trolling to see what comes out of the woodwork.

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